What have you done, you idiot?”.
Rajat and I shouted at Yogi in chorus. I don’t know why we forgot we were attending Mr.Chaudhary’s NACP lecture.(The man who almost raped me in his very 1st class for wearing low rise jeans teamed with wrist bands and other accessories that is common with almost every college guy. I guess its just complex and jealousy of not wearing such clothes themselves..Huh!!!)
The result, all three of us were enjoying Navy Cut( I know people smoking Navy Cut are not treated in Apollo, but who cares in college, I am ashamed of smoking it , Yogi and I have switched to Classic Milds now and Rajat has quit smoking for good.) just outside the college gate. Mr. Chaudhary didn’t knw we have been rewarded on the very 1st day of the Navratras for keeping fast( he thought he has punished us , poor baldy!! Rewarded(taunt for Rajat who was good at studies and literally for yogi and me for we having the relief of not attending the Hitler’s lecture)
I was infuriated with Yogi ‘coz we had decided last day that we would be keeping all nine days fast and not break this fast , leave beside non-veg (Shawarma nad chicken biryani was our staple diet, and we all knew it was really hard, specially for Yogi and me). Yogi had ate the whole lunch box in the very first class, that was filled with delicious chicken macaroni, courtesy Mr. Cool Dude, Faiz Raza.
“ Fuck you Yogi!! “ I almost lunged at him.( I don’t know whether it was due to the fact I didn’t get the opportunity to have the macaroni or due to the promise of keeping fast on the navratras. Rajat shouted because he is god fearing like all Allahabadi Brahmins are)
“ Fuck you.. Mr. “Nobody” !!” Yogi retaliated , I know its very difficult to make Yogi realize about his mistakes, but I had to as I would be missing all the lips smacking non veg dishes that were served in the CC , NFC. His remarks are harsh sometimes but Mr . Nobody .Fuck Mr. Fat ass . I clenched my teeth in anger but was wise enough not to hit the Yogi Bear (Bear weighs more that 100 kgs). I almost leveled my irregular surfaces front tooth. I believe people can do this tooth leveling job and refrain themselves from paying huge dentist bills just by getting humiliated remarks and clenching teeth.
Rajat ,the guy who thinks a lot , calculates and then wait for the right moment to hit (yes he hits , not literally but does it to the mind when ever he speaks).
I was looking at Mr. Super Clever, wise, and what not, smiling away at us as if two kids were fighting to sit on a see-saw obviously thinking of how would it look like when there is 120 kgs at on eend and a nere 62 at the another. I finally signaled him to say something .
“Guys, I knew already that you both can fuck each other only”..(Now, why the hell did Mr. Perfect say this. He is no Brad Pitt.)
“Rajat, don’t change the fucking topic. You only find reasons for criticizing someone.” I screamed back.
P.S. To be continued..till then kep bloggong..Cheers
